Seriously? You Call This a Cultivation Novel Training Course?

"** once said: A xianxia novel written without firsthand experience has no soul."

That was what a web-novel great said in an interview.

Someone was just about to argue when they saw the great pull a long sword from his bag and fly off into the sky.

Everyone: "???"

"Write novels? That's a dead end. Don't bother me while I'm refining pills," said the platinum-tier author Er Dong Chen.

"I didn't stop updating on purpose. I was fighting monsters. Anyway, there's a Golden Core-stage demon beast over there, so I'll go kill it first. Taking three days off. Love you, mwah."

And so...

Xu Nuo, as the **, scolded them in frustration: "I've told you again and again, we're a super cultivation academy, not a training school for writing xianxia novels!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.