Xuanhuan: This Sect Master Is a Little Unorthodox

Li Si opened his eyes and realized he had transmigrated, becoming the master of a destitute sect.

He activated a bizarre Strongest Sect Assistance System called "Trade One Thing for Another." As long as he traded for something beneficial to the sect, his cultivation would improve.

Emperor Wuchen, the Pill Sage: "Who was it?! Who had the nerve to trade the Seven Apertures Exquisite Heart-Nourishing Pill I just refined for a single fasting pill?!"

Evil Sword Immortal: "Can someone tell me how my life-bound flying sword, the Ten Directions Annihilation Heaven-Slaying Sword, instantly turned into a cucumber?!"

Immortal Emperor Xuanyuan: "Which great master stole the protective immortal formation our sect has passed down for thousands of years?"

Immortal Emperor Jimi: "When did the Jimi Immortal Scripture I carry with me turn into a rag?"

Li Si: "Hey! What a sin, what a sin. But what can I do? Everything in this world that I like is fated to belong with me!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.