I Entered God of War and Became the Villain's Sidekick

Reborn in a parallel world, Yang Lu becomes a lackey to the villain in a novel about a God of War's return.

According to the plot, the Chosen One will soon arrive to celebrate someone's birthday, accompanied by three thousand peerless experts and carrying a huge red coffin. The first person he'll cripple is me, the villain's lackey who does nothing but run his mouth. By the time I try to run, it'll already be too late. Yang Lu refuses to accept this!

Why does the Chosen One get to instantly defeat the heavens, the earth, and even the air?

Why does he get both peerless medical skills and top-tier martial arts? And an endless supply of inner energy without ever worrying about exploding?

Why do the aloof chairwoman, the violent policewoman, the adorable ditzy girl, the dark assassin... all have the intelligence of six-year-olds and throw themselves into his arms?

Why am I just some nobody, a tragic character with fewer than sixty words of description in the entire story?

"Ding-dong."

"Plot Deviation System activated. Host, would you like to..."

First, I'll have the villain crush the Chosen One underfoot, then the heroine crush the villain underfoot, and then...

"Congratulations, Host! The plot has deviated by 300%. Reward: one hundred thousand soldiers returning to build a nest for the God of War."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.