I Become a God by Going AFK in Hokage

Everyone else gets a golden finger and has to work hard to level up before they can soar through the Hokage world. I'm different. I can just go AFK. It's built right into my System! I kill some fish, slaughter some chickens, and help the neighbors earn me the title of Best Youngster! The moment I leave Konoha, it's:

Fists against the Raikage! Kicks against the Tsuchikage!

Hey! Isn't that Six Paths Madara? Why are you licking the soles of my shoes?

I go AFK, I have fun!

Somehow, I became a god!!!!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual events or persons is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.