On the Day of the Blind Date, the Contracted Beast Mutated into a Human-Headed Snake-Body

Ma Zimo went on a blind date and was madly disliked by the woman. White Snake couldn't bear it and mutated in public with the head of a human and the body of a snake. "Why don't you take a look at yourself in the mirror?" "Just because you want to marry our master, a toad wants to eat swan meat." Ma Zimo looked at the white snake with a human head and a snake body with a bleeding nose. White Snake: "I wanted to turn into a human body, but why would I disobey my lower body?" Ma Zimo: "What I want to say is that you are not wearing any clothes on your upper body." ... Then the big news from three years ago was revealed. Is the world about to regain spiritual energy? ... A giant tree that suddenly appeared? A big hand covering the sky? Huge eyes? There is actually a dragon hidden under our feet? The Xia Kingdom is really in trouble. Level 9999 protagonist: The scorpion tastes good, and the dragon meat is also delicious. The ancient existence can't understand why the protagonist is doing such weird things this time. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.