From the Start, I Fire Back at an Expert and Land Him in the Hospital

Su Yu, a transmigrator, obtained the Lie Flat System.

When he heard a professor onstage say that young people had to strive, or else they were all useless parasites, he saw that the parents below the stage agreed with him.

Su Yu slammed the table and fired back.

If it weren't for your parents, you wouldn't even have made it into college.

You parents are incapable yourselves, yet insist on forcing your children to make something of themselves.

Professor, I think you'd be better suited to being a beast.

The professor collapsed and was rushed to the hospital, overcome with anger.

After that day, Su Yu became famous.

Online users dubbed him the Lie Flat Guru.

The second time, Su Yu took on a master of success studies.

The third time, he railed against capitalists' 996 work schedule.

He founded Lie Flat Agriculture and Lie Flat Technology.

The more people believed in lying flat, the more advanced technology he could obtain.

"I'm from Harvard. I'd like to interview for a job at your company!"

"No need for an interview. We only hire young people who lie flat!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.