Ninja World: Please, Turn Off the Live Broadcast

Traveling through Naruto, everyone in the ninja world will be brought into the live broadcast room at the beginning, and a question and answer session with prizes will begin. Sarutobi: I suspect that you are blackmailing me to deliberately blackmail me. Naruto had a miserable childhood and you are blackmailing me. Minato and his wife were stabbed to death by Kyuubi and you are blackmailing me. Hyuga Hizashi died for Konoha and you are still blackmailing me. What the hell, I sealed Orochimaru with one hand and disabled his ninjutsu and died, but you are still blackmailing me? Danzo: Don't say anything, I'll take the blame. Itachi: My stupid brother, you don't really think that I love you, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't really think so. Madara: I turned into Six Paths Madara and resisted Bamenkai's kick. Are you telling me that I had my heart ripped out to death? Kai: Kakashi, actually, I'm going to leave that move to you. Kakashi: Did I offend you in some way? Sasuke: Hahahahaha, I'm laughing so hard. Danzo's stupid cup actually stabbed my Susan with a kunai. How stupid... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.