Naruto: Please, Just Turn Off the Livestream

He transmigrates into Naruto, pulls everyone in the shinobi world into a livestream from the start, and kicks off a prize quiz.

Hiruzen: "I swear, you people are deliberately trying to make me look bad. Naruto had a miserable childhood, and you blame me. The Fourth Hokage and his wife were killed by the Nine-Tails, and you blame me. Hizashi Hyuga died for Konoha, and you still blame me. What the hell, I sealed Orochimaru's arms and crippled his ninjutsu, and you blame me for dying too?"

Danzo: "No need to say anything. I'll take the blame."

Itachi: "My foolish little brother, you don't actually think I love you, do you? No, no, no. You really can't think that, can you?"

Madara: "I became Six Paths Madara and took Might Guy's Eight Gates kick head-on, and you're telling me somebody ripped my heart out and killed me?"

Guy: "Kakashi, actually, I was saving that move for you."

Kakashi: "Did I do something to offend you?"

Sasuke: "Hahahahaha! That's hilarious! That idiot Danzo actually tried to stab my Susanoo with a kunai. What a brai..."

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