Three Kingdoms: Chancellor, I Really Don't Know Strategy!

"Suiyun, that big-eared hypocrite is very good at winning people over. What should I do?" Cao Cao asked.

Lu Zhe: "..."

"Prime Minister, I have no idea!"

"Speak!"

"Issue an edict and offer high positions and generous treatment to Zhao Yun, Huang Zhong, Ma Chao, Fa Zheng, and the others..."

"Why not Guan Yunchang and Zhang Yide?"

"Because that really wouldn't work!"

"Good!"

"Suiyun, how can we defeat the enemy at the Battle of Red Cliffs?" Cao Cao asked.

Lu Zhe: "Prime Minister, I really don't understand strategy!"

"Speak!"

"..." Lu Zhe thought for a moment. "Divide the army into twelve units. Send one unit to charge and attack every hour. Keep it up for three months, and we'll win the Battle of Red Cliffs."

"Good!"

"Suiyun..." Cao Cao was about to ask another question.

"Prime Minister, I... really don't understand strategy!" Lu Zhe wailed.

He swore he really didn't understand strategy.

Zhuge Liang, Zhou Yu, Sima Yi... Their defeats at his hands were just accidents!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.