Founding the Human Race's Guardian Bureau, Starting by Bluffing My Buddy

Establish the Human Race's Guarding Office! It suppresses the world's monsters and safeguards peace in every direction! It suppresses the myriad foreign races and safeguards humanity's prosperity! Will it rule through the ages, or lead the human race?

"Being invincible all by yourself is so lonely. Hey, little bro, want to join me? You look like someone destined for great things! Let's go! Time to fight!"

"Big bro, do you believe in the light? It's fine, I'll be your light!"

"Little sis, do you trust me? Their organization has no future. Come work for mine. I can't promise you much, but you'll at least get the usual benefits."

"Sir, would you like to regain your youth? Hey, sir, we're a respectable organization. What are you thinking? We promote good health!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.