Test2

1. The nature class teacher asked: Why is the body cold after death? No one answered. The teacher asked again: Doesn't anyone know? At this time, someone behind the classroom said: That's because the mind is naturally cool. 2. The doctor asked the patient how he had broken the bone. The patient said, I felt there was sand in my shoes, so I shook my shoes against the telephone pole. A bastard passed by and thought I had been electrocuted, so he picked up a wooden stick and gave me two sticks! 3. In the biology class, the teacher asked: How can we correctly distinguish the hands and feet of an octopus? Student answer: Let it smell the fart. The one who will cover the nose is the hand, and the others are the feet. The whole class fell down. 4. I always fart loudly when I'm at work, and my colleagues can't help but say: "Can you just keep quiet?" Then I saw him sitting there shaking. A colleague asked him what he was doing, and he replied: I have set it to vibration now! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.