Summoning Showdown: Ancient Martial Arts Vs. Fake Immortals

Chu Tian is a true transmigrator, because every true transmigrator has to make paper first.

Chu Tian can't believe a young man from modern times would keep using clods of dirt.

Silk? That stuff sticks to your hands so easily. Don't believe me? Try it.

After Chu Tian used a fire extinguisher to put out a cultivator's fireball spell, the System summoned the Sword God and Sword Saint under the pretense of helping him.

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The leader of the otherworldly race looked at the ** Zhu Bajie summoned by Jiang Zhong. He was certainly tall and fearsome-looking, so the leader nodded helplessly.

Soon, the ** Zhu Bajie came running back and surrounded the otherworldly leader, saying, "That ** cultivator's mount over there has a head this big, eyes like bronze bells, and a mouth like a blood-filled basin. This old pig can't beat him."

This ** Bajie had never brushed his teeth. The smacking sounds all blending together finally proved too much for the otherworldly leader, who blacked out and fell from the sky.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.