My Hokage May Not Be a Bit Weird

The soul-piercing male protagonist awakens the golden finger and starts a journey against heaven? Shocking the ninja world? Conquer the nine tailed beasts? Seven in and seven out in the Otsutsuki tribe? Starting a new era of ninjas? No! None of these! What you are about to see next is a chaotic version of Naruto with time-travelers, reincarnations, and rebirths! Why is Yahiko obsessed with rice farming? Black Zetsu is obsessed with Andersen's fairy tales? Konoha's door god, the three special phantom gods have become a reality! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.