Actually, I’m Super Brave

"I'm a genius of the vampire race, ranked number one among assassins. I have a 100% mission success rate, and I'm proficient in forbidden arts of every kind. Mastering the mysteries of every school is as easy as drinking water. I'm also adored by countless young women, and my admirers could line up from here all the way over there."

Tang Jun gestured to show the distance between here and there, then said to the girl in a white coat standing by his bedside, "Do you believe me when I say all that?"

The girl nodded and said gently, "I believe you. There, go to sleep. I'm heading out."

Tang Jun lay down, satisfied. Then he heard the girl speak to a nurse outside the door: "Increase the dosage."

Tang Jun: "?!?!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.