Was This Guy Really Trained by Longhu Mountain?

Wudang Sect Leader: "Kid, did you come to Wudang just to secretly learn the Taiji Cloud-Hands?"

White Cloud Temple Abbot: "You'd better leave. Our temple only has a handful of skills for achieving the Yang Spirit, and you've already learned them all. Isn't that enough?"

Laoshan Lingbao Taoist Sect Leader: "The Lingbao Scripture isn't for you to use to spout nonsense! Are you trying to drive me to my grave?"

Maoshan Sect Leader: "My ancestor, the Five Strongmen Mansion isn't meant for you to make a soccer team!"

Qingcheng Sect Heir: "Bro, just go. Go on, leave. If you won't, then I'll go, okay? The Five Elements Fist isn't the Five Animal Frolics. It's not for working out!"

Shaolin Abbot: "Benefactor, the Buddha does not save those of other faiths. Stop coming here. You've already learned the Great Compassion Palm. I really don't know anything else. Go on, leave!"

Christian missionary: "Sir, are you sent by Satan to torture me? Screw you! That's so annoying!"

The various sect leaders: "Was this man really taught by the Celestial Master of Longhu Mountain?"

Celestial Master of Longhu Mountain: "Sigh... What a disgrace to our school..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.