Is This Person Really Taught by Longhu Mountain?

Wudang Master: Boy, did you come to Wudang to learn from Taiji Yunshou? The leader of Baiyun Temple: You should leave quickly. Isn't it enough that you have learned all the skills of Yang Shen in our Baiyun Temple? Leader of Laoshan Lingbao Taoism: Is the Lingbao Sutra meant for you to use to bullshit others? Are you going to piss me off? Leader of Maoshan Sect: Ancestor, my Wulishi Mansion is really not for you to form a football team! Heir of the Qingcheng Sect: Brother, please go, please go, if you don't leave, I will, right? Five Elements Boxing is not Wuqinxi, and it is not used for fitness! Shaolin Temple abbot: Donor, my Buddha is not a foreigner, so don't come again. I just need to learn the Great Merciful Hands. I really can't do anything else. Let's go, let's go. Christian missionary: Sir, are you sent by satantotortureme? Screwyou! Thatssoannoying! All the heads asked: "Is this person really taught by Longhu Mountain?" Longhushan Celestial Master: Alas... It's unfortunate for our master... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.