I Slept for a Thousand Years Among the Terracotta Warriors, Then Woke Up on Livestream

A TV crew is livestreaming from the Terracotta Warriors pit.

They discover that one of the terracotta soldiers has started moving!

As everyone watches in astonishment, the terracotta soldier cracks open, and an old man with white hair steps out.

TV crew: "Who are you, and what are you doing here?"

Han Yi: "This pit belongs to me. What's wrong with me coming here to sleep?"

TV crew: "This is the burial pit of Qin Shi Huang, Ying Zheng!"

Han Yi: "I know. I built it for little Zheng. He said what's his is mine!"

TV crew: "Then how can you prove this pit belongs to you?"

Han Yi: "If I call out and they move, won't that prove it's mine?"

With that, Han Yi gave an order!

All the terracotta warriors turned at his command...

The whole internet was stunned!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.