I Am the Greatest Under Heaven, But I Just Won't Make a Move

I'm the strongest in the world, but I just won't fight. My wife is the second strongest, so why not let her support me? Unless it's absolutely necessary, I won't lift a finger. And if I do, I'll finish these hundred push-ups first.

Forty-seven... Forget it, this is too tiring. I'll let my wife handle it instead. I don't hit women.

Heh, woman, prepare yourself!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.