How Unlucky Can One Be in Time Travel?

I am from the future, and I am familiar with time travel. At first, I wanted to be a royal princess and be loved by thousands of people. When I came back to my senses, I was jumping into the sea when a servant behind me shouted: "Jingwei, don't jump." Mudd! Forget it about being the king of a country, surrounded by beautiful women and majestic to the world. When I came back to my senses, I was sitting on the throne. A peerless beauty slowly walked up to me and knelt down and said: "Your Majesty, Daji is willing to follow the king at Lutai." Gan! Forget about being a general whose enemy country hates me to the core and offers a huge reward for my head. After I came back to my senses, a soldier knelt down in front of me: "General Fan, there is a man who calls himself Jing Ke and wants to borrow something from the general."*! There are additional conditions for being a powerful general who will shock the world. No one dares to borrow anything from me! When I came back to my senses, I looked at the countless flags with the word "Guan" written on them, and then looked at the scimitar in my hand. I touched the long beard on my chin and understood immediately. I raised the sword boldly and pointed it forward, with a majestic voice: "Come, where are you?" "Report to General Guan, Maicheng" said! Just be a prince who can conquer the world with both literary and military skills. Just as he recovered his senses, he was hit by an arrow. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.