You Hilarious Streamer, Please Stop Trolling!

Husha Platform.

First stream.

Ye Xiu: I'm so broke, all I can afford to eat is instant noodles.

With that,

he took three lobsters out of the pot and tossed them into his cup of noodles.

Viewers: ????????

Ye Xiu: Ever since my orange cat started living with me, it hasn't had a decent meal. Poor thing.

With that,

he took caviar worth tens of thousands out of the fridge, mixed it with cat food, and poured it into the cat's bowl.

Viewers: ????????

Viewers: Streamer, you've been frowning this whole time. Are you worried about the cost?

Ye Xiu: I need your help!

Viewers: What kind of help?

Ye Xiu: My QQ Pet died. Could you all bow your heads for it?

Viewers: ????????

Viewers: Pfft!

P.S. This is silly, funny, and slice-of-life. Give it ten chapters.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.