Dongshen Legend, the Opening System Tricked Me into Jumping into a Trap

Kunlun Mountain, outside Yuxu Hall: "Little friend, stay here, what did you call the skill you just practiced?" "The great method of decontamination, everything in the world is dung, and everything can be dung!" "Everything is dung!" Gao'an Prefecture, Ten Thousand Beasts Villa: "Hurry up and close the mountain gate. That beetle Zhang Muchen has arrived at the outer mountain gate." "Ancestor, don't panic, who dares to go wild in my Ten Thousand Beasts Villa!" "I told you to close the mountain gate, just close the mountain gate. Where did all this nonsense come from! I don't want my ten thousand-year-old foundation of Ten Thousand Beasts Villa to turn into a pile of excrement!" Nanlizhou, Feifeng Palace: "Wow, senior sister, look, that's the jade-faced angel. I've never seen a person who can play with feces in so many ways and be so heroic! Senior sister, I want to marry him!" "You stinky girl, don't even try to steal my husband!" "Xingchen, your uncle, you tricked me again!!" "Zhang Muchen, don't be ignorant. The tasks I have assigned you as the system steward are already loose enough." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.