Journey to the West: The Buddha Beat Me into Reincarnation from the Start

Go fetch the scriptures? What scriptures? You say I should go, and I just go? Wouldn't that make me look pathetic?

After transmigrating into Journey to the West, I get the greatest golden finger in the world! I transform straight into Tang Sanzang the Undertaker, burying Heaven, Earth, and all living things!

"Guanyin! Pick a hot dance for me, quick. I need some entertainment!"

"Duobao, come on, have a drink! Then we'll go pick a fight with the Sages!"

"Wukong! Get them! Beat them to death!"

"Bajie! The next trial is the Spider Demon. How about you and I go do something fun, Master and disciple?"

"Sha Wujing! Come on, let's go demand justice from the Queen Mother!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.