I Just Used Blood Money as Toilet Paper, and Now You’re Telling Me Horror Has Returned?

刚拿血钱当厕纸，你告诉我恐怖复苏？

by I'm Really Bad at This (我是真菜)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 8k Words
Genre: Horror & Supernatural
Subgenre: Horror Thriller
Updated: 5y ago
Source: Faloo

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Synopsis

I'm in the bathroom, halfway through, and I've got no toilet paper! My only hope is the stack of bloodstained banknotes in the wastebasket.

Do I use them or not?

Jiang Yan is utterly torn: How should he fold the money to wipe himself clean? Would it be convenient to ask the owner of the blood money to bring him some more?

Jiang Yan, a world-weary slacker, is reborn in a terrifying survival game crawling with evil spirits.

While the other players are terrified of provoking the spirits, he charges straight at them! He does whatever feels good!

System: Don't mind me, I just have to figure out how to get this big shot some rewards again so he doesn't die! Waaaaah!

Evil Spirit: This is the first time I've seen someone shove their own head into my mouth! Could you show me a little respect?!

Audience: He's definitely a hidden big shot. Everyone else dies eight hundred times in this horror game, but somehow he's turned it into a relaxing daily routine!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.

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