Three Kingdoms: the Troublemakers of the Cao Family

Cai Yong: Little thief of the Cao family, give me back my collection of books! Cao Biao: Smelly old man, use your daughter in exchange! Lu Bu: You little thief of the Cao family, give me Fang Tian's painted halberd! Cao Biao: My son, please call me dad first to listen! Dong Zhuo: No! Don't want! I don't want to be a eunuch! Cao Biao: Oh my god, an old man peed his pants! Cao Cao: Treason, you actually dare to steal a woman from your father, see if I don't chop you up! Cao Biao: Father, beauty is a disaster, and sex is a bone scraper. You must not delay your ambition and hegemony because of your beauty! It is better for the unfilial son to deal with these poisonous things that harm the country and the people! Zhao Yun: Brother, your moral integrity has fallen off again! … This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.