Three Kingdoms: The Cao Family's Trouble-Maker

Cai Yong: You little Cao thief, give me back my books!

Cao Biao: You old geezer, hand over your daughter and I'll trade!

Lu Bu: You little Cao thief, give me back my Fangtian Halberd!

Cao Biao: Fengxian, my son, call me Dad first!

Dong Zhuo: No! No! I don't want to be castrated!

Cao Biao: Damn, how can a grown man wet his pants!

Cao Cao: You rebellious brat, how dare you compete with your father for women? I'll chop you to pieces!

Cao Biao: Father, beautiful women bring disaster, and lust is a knife that scrapes the bones. You mustn't let beauty get in the way of your grand ambitions! This calamity that could bring ruin to the country should be handled by your unfilial son on your behalf!

Zhao Yun: Big brother, you've lost your virtue again!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.