Journey to the West: the Monkey Entered My Shop at the Beginning

Ye Xuan traveled to the world of Journey to the West and opened a small shop called the Holy Land on Earth in Chang'an City, which has countless functions: Kung Fu, elixirs, supernatural powers, magic weapons, Taoist laws, whatever you can think of, they are all sold here. You can even directly see your future destiny! As long as you have money, you can do anything. Monkey: "I am a member of the human world, which Western country dares to let me be a pawn?" Bajie: "I am also a member of the human world. I am just greeting a few fairies cordially. What's wrong?" Bailong: "I am a member of the human world. If you dare to cheat on me, Nine-Headed Insect, you will die!" Jin Chanzi: "Being a member, it feels so good to not have to learn from others!" Jade Emperor: "Taibai Jinxing, go and move the warehouse. I have to renew the membership fee." Tathagata: "Didn't you say that Buddhism will flourish? How come you have become members of the human world?" The journey to the west in this life has been messed up by the world... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.