Damn, Third Master Got to Show Off Again

"If I don't have background music when I make my entrance, I'll beat everyone here to death."

"I don't see you valuing our friendship at all. You won't even call me Third Master."

"You want my treasure? If you do, you can have it all. Go find it! I left all my treasure there!" And so began the age of outrageous showboating in Dream of the Red Chamber.

This book is also known as Reborn as Jia Huan: Is That All You've Got?, I'm the Red Chamber's Honey Badger, and They Were the Ones Who Fell for Me.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.