I Can't Be the Pirate King

They all say I'm the next Pirate King Who doesn't know that I don't have this talent? Wouldn't it be nice to be a Shichibukai being supported by the world government while drinking and partying every day? Roger? Who is that? Never heard of it! Ace? Oh oh oh, what a new kid! Lujiu... Um... Ok! Look, Lujiu, I don't pretend anymore, I am the Pirate King! This is a serious One Piece novel~ This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.