A 90-Year-Old Grandpa Goes Viral Across the Internet After Livestreaming from Cao County

Thanks to the saying, "I'd rather buy a bed in Cao County than an apartment in Beijing, Shanghai, or Guangzhou," a ninety-year-old man became a livestreaming sensation.

Viewer: "Old sir, that Northeast tiger effect behind you is so realistic!"

Old man: "Sorry, but in Cao County, anyone who earns just 3,000 a month can adopt a Northeast tiger as a pet."

Viewer: "Old sir, you're not joking, are you?"

Old man: "Of course not. When I say 3,000 a month, I mean in Bitcoin..."

"Holy crap, it's true that in Cao County you can adopt a Northeast tiger if you earn 3,000 a month."

"I just watched the news livestream. It's really 3,000 a month in Bitcoin..."

"And that's not all! One guy gets a 100-Bitcoin perfect-attendance bonus."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.