This Vampire Isn't Very Cold

What? I've been reborn? And I'm still a vampire?

"Little monster, don't run! Surrender quietly!" A Maoshan priestess chased me for eight whole blocks.

"In the name of the onmyoji, I will destroy you!" This onmyoji from the island nation summoned a shikigami just to come and chop me up.

"May Jesus protect us. May the evil spirits who have died be reborn as humans and mend their ways." Good grief, this monster hunter who calls himself Van Helsing even prayed with a cross in hand before trying to chop me up.

"Amitabha. What a sin, what a sin." Even this little monk started chanting Buddhist prayers at me.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.