Adventures in the Animal Kingdom

In distant Lanister, Lu Erbai was an ordinary man who thought being reborn would let him rise to the top in a single battle. Who knew that on his very first day, someone would stuff him into a pig cage?

He hurriedly called out to the person lighting the fire. "Wait, young man! I can tell from your remarkable bones that you're a peerless genius. Could you let me down from this roasting spit first?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.