Daily Life: Keep It Low-Key, Lure the Lonely Guys In, Then Take Them Out

A few things to know before reading this book.

When reading, please make sure you have the following items nearby:

Sugar, vinegar, and a pillow or something else you can use to vent your anger or jealousy.

Those with high blood sugar should read with caution to avoid any mishaps.

Single readers, please have some sugar ready while reading, to avoid going into shock from excessive bitterness.

At the same time, single readers are welcome to enjoy this book. Reading it may send you into a deep dream where you dream of having a partner.

However, to keep your mind clear, all single readers are advised to invite a good buddy to read with them. Take turns, and if one of you gets so immersed you can't pull away, the other should rescue them in time.

Minors should read with a friend or parent present.

Readers who aren't single are not encouraged to read this book, but are welcome to do so all the same. Please stay alert while reading.

If your girlfriend finds out, the consequences will be unimaginable.

Note: To avoid unnecessary trouble, spoilers are provided below.

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This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.