My Watermelon Was Too Sweet, Someone Called the Cops, and My Dates with a Thousand People Were Exposed

Wang Xuan returned from the cultivation world, traveling back through time.

He had witnessed mortals attain the Dao and shatter the void.

Now,

he had fallen victim to a tribulation of love and had no choice but to shed his mortal cultivation and return to Earth.

A tribulation of love, huh?

The quickest way to deal with it was to go on a blind date.

But unexpectedly,

one day, on a whim, he gave a young farmer some advice on growing watermelons.

The melons turned out so sweet that someone called the police.

"Officer, I really didn't use any sweetener on these watermelons! A mysterious person taught me how to grow them!"

"Find him. We have to track him down. He's far too important to the country!"

"Oh, I know him. My niece went on a blind date with him a few days ago!"

At the blind date,

Wang Xuan found himself surrounded at the door.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.