Honghuang: Don't Be Silly, I'm Incubating Eggs!

"Young Chen Wen, if you join my Western Teachings, you can become the third leader of our sect."

"My senior brother and I will treat you as an equal, and swear to the Heavenly Dao that we'll teach you everything we know, holding nothing back!"

"Join my Chan Sect and you can be vice sect leader, standing alongside Ran Deng.

"I'll give you the Three Treasures Jade Ruyi. When a Chan Sect Disciple sees this treasure, it'll be as if they were seeing me."

"Chen Wen, there's no special treatment for you if you join my Human Sect. You can only be my junior brother, Xuandu's."

"But I'll make an exception behind closed doors: if you join, I'll let you ride my ox."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.