Oh No! My Goofy Organs Have Started a Chat Group

Jiang Xiaofei transmigrated to a city of advanced martial arts and supernatural powers. He thought he was the protagonist, but he was actually just a goofball.

Convinced he was bound to have a golden finger, he tried every method he could think of to activate a System, but nothing worked.

Just as Jiang Xiaofei was losing hope and preparing to give up his protagonist dreams and settle down as a lazy slacker,

a chat group was quietly established without his knowledge.

I Get Up Early: Come on, brothers, let me level up first.

Kidneys: Get lost! Can you even manage without me? Let me level up first.

Brain: You two, don't get so worked up. The main body doesn't even have a girlfriend.

Left Hand: Don't forget me! I'll go first. I'll level up your hand speed and have you all flying high.

Right Hand: Nonsense. If he's going to use one, it'll be me. He's not left-handed.

Heart: I think the main body can't take any more blows and is about to keel over. Let me level up first, or we're all done for!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.