My Girlfriend Is a Zombie, So I'm Definitely Not Exorcising Her!

In his previous life, Zhang Li must have worked like an ox just to get a girlfriend this stunning!

After their date, she invited Zhang Li upstairs for tea. He thought it was a surprise, but it turned out to be a shock!

His girlfriend went to take a shower, and Zhang Li saw white candles for a sacrificial rite burning in the bedroom!

What the hell is this..

You're a living corpse?! Are those candles lit for me?!

The Celestial Master System activated.

After a chime, options suddenly appeared.

Option One: Subdue the living corpse before you. Choose this to gain sixty years of Yijin Jing cultivation.

Option Two: Run for your life. Your aura will gradually rise, giving you a chance to escape.

Do you know how hard it is to get an ice-cold beauty to agree to be my girlfriend?

Even if she's a zombie, I'll take it!

Zhang Li despairingly rejected every option. If he was going to die, so be it!

Might as well be a happy ghost...

Unexpected event: You have achieved the “Devoted Lover” achievement. Reward: 9,999 units of Yin energy.

Heh, your bro's Yang energy is plentiful!

After she'd absorbed her fill of Yang energy, his girlfriend became even more enthusiastic.

Clever little Zhang has seized the high ground again..

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.