The System Is Arrogant and Willful. Isn't a Beating Totally Reasonable?

This System can talk to you like a real person, and she's gorgeous, too.

Judging by her demeanor, her service is on par with a professional flight attendant's.

But Zhang Zizai regretted binding himself to her. This was clearly a lazy freeloader who just wanted to coast through life!

She makes mistakes constantly and throws her weight around every day. Under the System's tyranny, Zhang Zizai has no choice but to become her lackey.

He thought he was doomed to spend his life as a simp, until one day he accidentally touched the System.

She can't turn back into a System? She has no cultivation at all?!

Looking at the panicked System before him, Zhang Zizai grinned and rubbed his hands together.

This book is also known as: Beating Up the System Once in a While and Asking for a Few Pills Is Perfectly Reasonable; The System May Be a Newbie, but It Can Level Up by Plundering Other Systems; Surely Nobody Really Thinks I'm a Demon? Besides spanking the System, sneaking a peek at Senior Sister bathing, and robbing transmigrators, the System encouraged me to do all of that!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.