My Neighbor at the Mushroom House: I'm Really a Mage

After transmigrating, Xingchen gains the kind of System everyone in modern society wants, but which isn't actually very practical.

Still, he has a plan.

Taoyuan Village's first wellness center opens its doors.

A fire-control technique? Then let's use it for cupping therapy.

I'll give you hydrotherapy with a water-control technique.

The Rainstorm Pear Blossom Needles? We'll give you acupuncture with those.

The Great Shift of Heaven and Earth? That'll make a great massage.

Yang Zi: Xingchen, take a look at my butt. Can you use your Rainstorm Pear Blossom Needles to give it a couple of pokes?

Li Qin: Xingchen, take a look. Are my breasts too small? Can you make them grow a little more?

Zhao Liying: Xingchen, can you make me a little taller? If not, could you at least make my nose bridge a bit higher?

Xingchen: This is a wellness center, not a plastic surgery clinic...

With the arrival of the show Back to Nature, Xingchen's once-dull life becomes full of fun.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.