Honor of Kings: I'm Terrifying When I'm Low on Health

I'm low on health, I'm under the tower. Hey, I'm not going home. I'm just having fun~

There's a healing pack. My health is low, I'm under the tower, but I'm not picking it up. I'm just having fun~

I'm low on health and being chased. Hey, I've got a heal, but I'm not using it. I'm just having fun~

I'm low on health, and Cai Wenji is right next to me, so I...

What?

Cai Wenji?!

An Cheng: Don't come any closer!!!

Host: Liuwei, we have a question for you. If your Shouyue went up against Beijing's Shouyue, how would the matchup go?

Liuwei: Depends on their health. If Beijing is at full health, it's fifty-fifty. If Beijing is low, then we win ten to zero.

Host: You're quite the comedian.

Liuwei: ...

Liuwei: The hell do you mean, comedian! I meant if Beijing is low, I'm the zero! Me!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.