My Girlfriend Is a Zombie, So I'm Not Exorcising Her!

In his previous life, Zhang Li must have worked like an ox and a horse to end up with such an exquisitely beautiful, icy-cold girlfriend!

After their date, she invited Zhang Li upstairs for tea. He thought it would be a pleasant surprise, but it turned out to be a fright!

While his girlfriend was taking a shower, Zhang Li spotted white ritual candles burning in the bedroom!

What the hell was this...

Are you a living corpse?! Are you going to kill me when you get out of the shower?!

He awakened the Celestial Master System.

After a notification sounded, options suddenly appeared.

Option One: Subdue the living corpse in front of you. Choosing this option will grant you sixty years of Yijin Jing cultivation.

Option Two: Run for your life. Your aura will gradually rise, giving you a chance to escape.

Do you know how hard it is to get an ice-cold beauty to agree to be my girlfriend?

Even if she's a zombie, I'll take it!

Zhang Li desperately rejected every option. So be it, then. If he died, he died!

At least he'd die having had some fun...

Unexpected situation: You have achieved the "Devoted Lover" achievement. Reward: Yin energy x9999.

Great, now he could absorb as much yin energy as he wanted. There was plenty to go around!

Once he'd absorbed enough yin energy, his girlfriend put in even more effort.

Clever little Zhang had seized the high ground again...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.