Everyone Reincarnates: Please, Just Be a Decent Person!

Villain 1: "I'm losing my mind. The other guy summoned the Dragon and wished for me to get hemorrhoids. What kind of person does that?"

Villain 2: "That's nothing. He wished for me to be infertile and have a house full of descendants. Anyway, my thirteenth concubine is pregnant. I'm off to find out who the father is."

The protagonist's father:

"That day, he got Grandpa drunk and somehow talked him into becoming sworn brothers!"

"Can you imagine? I gave birth to a father for myself!"

Those are the victims speaking.

Zhang Fan transmigrates to a world where everyone reincarnates and acquires the Ultimate Demon King System!

He can earn negative-emotion points from others and use them to buy absolutely anything that exists!

For example, Hou Yi's wife, Lü Bu's wife, and so on!

Best of all, every time he reincarnates, he gets another new System!

Two Systems means twice the power, making him invincible!

To get Lü Bu's wife as soon as possible, Zhang Fan starts doing things no decent person would do.

The blurb can't do it justice. Read the story to find out!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.