Keeping Night Watch at a Funeral Shop, a Female Ghost Comes Knocking

I'm a third-year college student, freshly turned eighteen. The women around me include:

My childhood friend and distant cousin, who's two years younger than me;

A young married woman with a child whom I met by chance;

The delicate girl next door, who's had a crush on me for three years;

The class monitor, a top student ranked among the top ten in our entire year;

A lovestruck loli classmate whose grades are about the same as mine;

A high school classmate who used to be in my class and drive around with me, but now attends a different campus;

A female teacher at Qinghua whom I met at a cram school;

And a cool girl who took taekwondo classes with me.

But I've got all the characters together, so why hasn't a single one of the events I've been waiting for happened?

Why did I end up with a female ghost who sucks away my energy instead?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.