Eight-Nine Arcane Art from the Start: Coach, This Punching Bag Is Hitting Back

Inside an ordinary taekwondo gym.

The students practice their punches as they chat.

"That girl from last time? We've been chatting pretty well these past couple of days. I reckon I'll have her in a few more days."

"A girlfriend? No way... I'm staying single forever."

"What are you planning to do? Same old routine... invite her out, get her drunk, then..."

"I gotta say, after chatting these past couple of days, she seems pretty innocent... and easy to fool."

A scumbag student boasts about his conquests while punching a sandbag.

Then...

"Smack!"

A loud slap rings out.

The student stares in stunned confusion...

"Coach! That damn sandbag just hit me!!!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.