Cut the Nonsense and Show Off Your Monster Transformer!

Global changes occur, and a prehistoric artifact called the 'Monster Transformer' appears. Insert the monster card into the transformer, and humans can transform into the monster in the card, possessing extraordinary magical combat power. Wang Xuan traveled through time and gained the most powerful card shuffling system. No matter what weak cards are put in, they will eventually be turned into treasures and become rare cards. When a classmate planned to use a silver card to strike up a conversation with the school beauty, he quietly ate Laotan pickled cabbage noodles with a gold card on the bottom. When ** took out a platinum card during his speech and prepared to motivate the students, he accidentally dropped the diamond card from his pocket while cleaning. Wang Xuan: "Collect useless cards, weak cards, and bad cards at high prices!" Passerby: "What? Are you still collecting useless and weak cards these days? You've made a fortune! Brother, please stay! Follow me home! I'll sell it to you by the pound!" Wang Xuan: "Thank you for bringing me one step closer to being invincible!" Passerby: "What the hell???" Bai Fumei: "Please, let me put the card in your store for two days for maintenance!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.