Journey to the West: I'm a Security Guard at the South Heaven Gate!

After finally transmigrating into Journey to the West, I wasn't asking to be one of the Four Heavenly Kings or anything,

but was it really necessary to fob me off with a lowly soldier at the South Heaven Gate?

Having Sun Wukong as my sidekick? Easy.

Yang Jian: "Feng, I want to follow you."

Tang Sanzang: "Donor Zhang, I've got a hangnail. Hurry over and help, don't waste time."

Queen Mother of the West: "My dear subject, do you have any more of that Olay from last time? It worked so well."

Jade Emperor: "A Feng, why isn't the air conditioner working?"

Chang'e: "Brother Feng, come quick! This husky is being too mischievous."

Zhang Feng cried out in despair, "I'm not a babysitter!!!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.