Water Margin: All My Friends Are Big Shots

Reborn as Chai Jin of the Water Margin, he binds himself to a Moments System.

Guan Yu posts a picture of the Red Hare: "Can't afford to keep it anymore! Selling my BMW secondhand. Panoramic sunroof, uses 20 jin of fuel per hundred li, eco-friendly, ownership transferable. 250 taels of gold, negotiable!"

Zhang Fei and Zhao Yun both like the post and confirm the horse is in good condition.

Xin Qiji likes it and adds a line of poetry: "Fine steeds and carved carriages fill the fragrant streets."

Yue Fei: "Guan Yu, give me back my Martial Saint!"

Cheng Yaojin: "Guan Yu rides the Red Hare by day and Diao Chan by night..."

Lu Bu: "Diao Chan is mine!"

Fang Xuanling: "Second Brother, your headscarf is such a pure color!"

Zhu Di: "Old Fang, your Second Brother has a whole Hulunbuir grassland growing on his head..."

He Shen: "I only want a first-hand one. Money's no object!"

Chen Yuanyuan: "I just want to know who Second Brother bowed to when the Peach Garden Oath was sworn."

Chai Jin cautiously replies beneath the post: "Himself..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.