Omniscient and Omnipotent in the SCP World

Item Number: SCP-537 Object Level: Safe Description: SCP-537 has the appearance of an old, but very ordinary gramophone, without any visible anomalies or anomalies. A vinyl record SCP-537-2 is placed beneath its cartridge needle. Since the record has only one circular groove that does not spiral inward, the cartridge needle never reaches the center of the turntable. Although it is more difficult than usual, you can still lift the stylus with your bare hands with a little more force; the stylus will come down immediately the moment you release it. SCP-537 is undoubtedly intelligent, and has also been shown to have the ability to see and hear, but how it does so is unknown. When communicating, it responds by playing a song. Warning: It is not recommended to interrupt the song during playback, as that will aggravate it and last for a while... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.