Tomb Raiding: I Can Summon Sasuke

Lu Dan: "Sasuke, help me wipe out the hundred thousand corpse beetles up ahead."

Sasuke: "Can't you do it yourself? Why do I have to..."

Lu Dan: "Believe me, I'll bring your brother over..."

Sasuke: "It's only a hundred thousand corpse beetles. Fine, I'll go!"

Lu Dan: "Pain, have your people scout the road ahead for me."

Pain: "I'm the mighty commander of the Akatsuki Organization, and you actually..."

Lu Dan: "Keep running your mouth and I'll let Jiraiya out."

Pain: "You win!"

Lu Dan: "Madara, help me open the Tomb of the First Emperor."

Madara: "I'm Madara, your grandpa. You think I won't..."

Lu Dan: "Quiet. I can barely keep Hashirama's coffin lid down."

Madara: "Tengai Shinsei!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.