Yearning: I, a Hundred-Year-Old Man, Don't Know How to Cultivate Immortality

After returning from cultivating immortals, Emperor Ye was ready to enjoy the immortal life quietly in his hometown. On this morning, the Longing crew settled in Peach Blossom Spring and became Ye Di's neighbor. That night, my sister came to borrow some eggs from Emperor Ye to boil and eat. A few minutes later, several phoenixes burst out of their shells! "Oh, let me go! What's going on? Is the old man really a cultivator of immortality?!" Emperor Ye: "Nonsense! What about cultivating immortals? I'm only a hundred-year-old man and I don't know anything about cultivating immortals!" While denying it, Emperor Ye used a backhand with the magical power of time and space reversal! Reverse time back to that morning! But... Xiao He: "What the hell! Xiaodian ate the seeds planted by the old man, and he actually called himself the Sheep Power Immortal?!" Huang Xiaochu: "The old man's piss is screaming that he is the god and wants to eat the sun!" Sister: "The two turtles ate the old man's fish food, called themselves Prime Minister Turtles, and clamored to return to the Dragon Palace!" Emperor Ye: "..." At the farewell banquet where he longed to be finalized, Emperor Ye finally showed his cards: Well, actually I am the Supreme Immortal Emperor! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.