Please, My Deserted Island Really Isn't a Respawn Point for All Worlds

Yan Mo unexpectedly inherits an abandoned island.

He'd planned to live there in peace, eating his fill and waiting for death. Instead, the place opens the door to a whole new world.

Ward S4001 has checked in. Patient: New York's richest man. Cause: life force extinguished. Please treat him as soon as possible.

Ward S4002 has checked in. Patient: Medusa. Cause: a goddess's curse. Please treat her as soon as possible.

Ward S4003 has checked in. Patient: A fallen god of the mortal world. Cause: utter madness. Please treat him as soon as possible.

Yan Mo: ...What kind of abandoned island is this? It's a hideout for the good and evil factions of the entire multiverse!!!

Does my Chinese name sound like Annihilation, one of the Five Great ** Gods?

Come on, my family's elders were just going through a bit of a chuunibyo phase.

I also have a few cousins named Wu Xian, Yongheng, Si...

Wait, something seems off here.

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